- Denominational: The showing of unity in dividing from others.
- Non-denominational: (1) Being so opposed to denominational division that one is willing to divide from all other churches over the issue (2) A handy misleading label that can be used when being so denominational that there are no other churches that agree with you (3) A denomination consisting of only one church
- Narthex: Something everybody knows what it is but can't give a definition for
- Fellowship Hall: Room where cookies and punch are served
- Sermon Length: (historical) The length in time of one side of a blank cassette tape
- Pot Luck: A large meal shared by Arminians where each participant brings a dish, the contents being unknown to others until the time of the meal
- Pot Providence: A large meal shared by Calvinists where each participant brings a dish, the contents being unknown to others until the time of the meal
- Benediction: Lunch time
- Bible Belt: The area of the US where people are most likely to carry a bible and demand that the rest of society obey it while simultaneously least likely to follow what is written therein
- Supralapsarianism: Us
- Infralapsarianism: Them
- Pew: Medieval torture device from which Steve Scott writes
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Church Terminology and Definitions
Here are some common Christian terms and their definitions:
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In the south, particularly the SBC, at least...
ReplyDeleteFamily Life Center: what the rest of us call a "gym"
Legalism: all the rules the other people follow
ReplyDeleteLiberty: all the expectations we get to follow
Now why did I know people would be adding to this list? :-)
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